~The difference between the bottom of the Marianas Trench and top of Mount Everest is only about eleven miles.

"Life is hard. It is even harder when you are stupid."

John Wayne

~Don't feed chickens blueberries while wearing Midnight Sky toenail polish.

“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
― Albert Einstein

~In 2006 Time Magazine named "You" as their "Person of the Year." This a great thing to include on a resume.

~One part baking soda mixed with one part toothpaste will remove sharpie marks from ceramic tile.

Life hack #2...make sure there isn't a black sharpie in your back pocket when sitting and working on the white tile floor. Especially your customer's white tile floor.

~Sugar will cure a burnt tongue. This will work both literally and figuratively.

~Never wear an orange shirt to Home Depot.

~Chapstick will stop the sting of a paper cut.


iece /Peace of mind...