~The difference between the bottom of the Marianas Trench and top of Mount Everest is only about eleven miles.
"Life is hard. It is even harder when you are stupid."
~Don't feed chickens blueberries while wearing Midnight Sky toenail polish.
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
― Albert Einstein
~In 2006 Time Magazine named "You" as their "Person of the Year." This a great thing to include on a resume.
~One part baking soda mixed with one part toothpaste will remove sharpie marks from ceramic tile.
Life hack #2...make sure there isn't a black sharpie in your back pocket when sitting and working on the white tile floor. Especially your customer's white tile floor.
~Sugar will cure a burnt tongue. This will work both literally and figuratively.
~Never wear an orange shirt to Home Depot.
~Chapstick will stop the sting of a paper cut.
iece /Peace of mind...